2.Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
3.If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
4.Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt.
5.Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear.
6.If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
7.Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.
8.
If you have something to say, raise your hand. Then place it over your mouth.
9.
Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?10.
I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.
